I can’t wait for Dragon to start walking so that I can test my hypothesis which goes like this: Sweet, cute babies develop slower than mean ones because they have no reason to walk or crawl. They’re so nice that everyone always wants to be holding them and thus they never have to develop muscles. Rotten kids are left in a playpen or on a blanket by themselves at every opportunity where they learn to fend for themselves.
Test subjects to date:
Aidan: Sweet, mellow baby. Learned to walk at 13 months.
Asher: Total fucking asshole of a kid. Learned to walk at 9 1/2 months.
Dragon: Sweet, cute kid. Learned to walk at ? months.
