Dear Hosticant,

I’m not sure if you recall but when I was shopping for a new server a few months ago you said that if we used your service and upgraded to a VPS that this scenario would no longer be an issue.  And by scenario I mean the shutting down of my website when a lot of people come by because they heard we did something interesting. This may come as a surprise, but we actually enjoy it when people outside of our usual sphere of readers stop and see what we’re doing.

If you don’t want to continue supplying us with web space just because our site blows up once every few weeks then we will kindly take our money (including a refund) elsewhere.

Thank you,

Heffy Hefflestein
(of the Phoenix Hefflesteins)

p.s.  It was only 2000 people in 2 hours.  Fix yo service.