Hef
Wait, Why Am I So Excited?

Wife: We just got the bill for Dragon’s birth and it’s only $387.00

Hef: Holy shit.  That’s awesome.  HeJew2 cost us close to $3000.  Then again our insurance was shittier and we paid less per month.

Wife: Still, I was expecting it to be 3 times that.

Hef: We should celebrate.