Hef

Me: Wow, that girl over their has an amazing ass.  Too bad she’s a butterface.

Her: A butterface?

Me: You know, everything about her is amazing but her face…a butterface.

Her: Oh, you mean a Bengal?  Nice uniform, ugly helmet.

Me: … …  The Bengals don’t have nice uniforms.

  1. thethirdshift said: that joke did work about 10 years ago but not any more.
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