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May 10

1happyst:

/quite possibly the best photoshop I’ve ever seen
//a Rex Kramer joint

Apr 25

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Mar 22

tastefullyoffensive:

[lefthandedtoons]

People in the past are so dumb.

Mar 20

I’m thinking about placing one of these outside the door of my office.  And a sign that says “You must be this tall to enter.”  Then I’ll never have to talk to my family again.

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Mar 15

I already mentioned this on Twitter the other day, but it’s worth re-mentioning. 

While in Mexico this weekend I hooked two fish (a trigger fish and a sea bass) at the same time.  Big old bastards too.  You should really stop and take a moment to really marvel about how great I am.

Mar 14

Stop Reproducing. Trust me.

To all of my friends out there who have only one child and are considering having more, let me tell you about my awesome week.

I have three sons and this week, the two bigger ones went down to Mexico with their Grandpa leaving just the two year old at home.  And I gotta say, this week has been fucking amazing.  Having only one kid when you’re used to having three is the equivalent of not having any at all.  It’s so stress free and nonchalant.  My wife and I have gone out to dinner, we’ve stayed up late, gone on bike rides, enjoyed each others’ company.  It’s been remarkable.  This never happens when all 3 kids are around.

I bring this up because I have friends who are considering having more children and they always ask me what it’s like.  I always tell them that going from one kid to two is not just doubling the workload of one kid.  It’s like quadrupling it.  And the difference between 3 kids and 2 is the same as the difference between 2 kids and owning a dog; there are similarities but the workload is immensely harder.

So for my friends who have their first kid and they are just now getting used to the day-to-day routine of having one, let me ask: do you remember how easy life was when you didn’t even have the first one?  And how much harder life is now that you have one kid?  Well by adding more children to your family, the way you feel right now will be considered the good old days.  You will long for the days when you only had one kid even though, right now, your life seems hectic and crazy and demanding.

Thus, stop having children.  The world is full enough right now.  Also, you’re ugly and your kids will be too.

tastefullyoffensive:

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Mar 12

juliasegal:

Back To The Future Cake

Shut Up and take my money!

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