May 2012
1 post
April 2012
1 post
March 2012
20 posts
Stop Reproducing. Trust me.
To all of my friends out there who have only one child and are considering having more, let me tell you about my awesome week.
I have three sons and this week, the two bigger ones went down to Mexico with their Grandpa leaving just the two year old at home. And I gotta say, this week has been fucking amazing. Having only one kid when you’re used to having three is the equivalent of not...
Watchnotnadia:
Community: THE SOUP EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW, “The Greendale Seven”
My devotion to this show is nearly militant at this point.
Incredible. Simply incredible.
February 2012
4 posts
January 2012
11 posts
The Third Shift: I watch way too many debates. →
thethirdshift:
And every time I watch, I keep wondering what America those four white men on stage are talking about that the president is apparently trying to destroy, the one they all want to return to. Because based on my scholarship back in the day, it wasn’t that great a place to be if you weren’t white and…
"Skunked," A Short Play In One Act
marklisanti:
A 7-11 at 5:15 a.m.
Guy Buying A Half-Dozen 4 oz. Bottles Of Hydrogen Peroxide at a 7-11 at 5:15 a.m.: My dog just got skunked.
7-11 Cashier: [no response, rings up bottles]
Guy Buying A Half-Dozen 4 oz. Bottles Of Hydrogen Peroxide at a 7-11 at 5:15 a.m.: I’m not making meth!
7-11 Cashier: [no response, places bottles in plastic bag]
The guy takes his bag of peroxide bottles...
Greendale Central - another drawing I did (but I...
communitythings:
“Son of a bitch, I forgot to DVR “Rob” last night.”
– No One (via 1happyst)
I hate this No One guy. He and I have nothing in common.
December 2011
2 posts
November 2010
4 posts
October 2010
2 posts
September 2010
2 posts
Me: Wow, that girl over their has an amazing ass. Too bad she’s a butterface.
Her: A butterface?
Me: You know, everything about her is amazing but her face…a butterface.
Her: Oh, you mean a Bengal? Nice uniform, ugly helmet.
Me: … … The Bengals don’t have nice uniforms.
August 2010
3 posts
White People Use Twitter Like This. Black People... →
No mention of the excessive amount of extra consonants in twitter handles? What do you think SpicccyXXX?
Valley Cities Fight Weed Problem →
This is not the story I expected. I guess I’ve become too fucking suburban.
